What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your young sex story?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

Goldfinger

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.